Declaration to the world: I, like so few of you out there, was once a ‘twilight’ hater. But now I am happy to say that my friends have made me realize the error of my ways and shown me the light. I am now a proud ‘twilight hater recoveree’.
Hehe. Did you know that you can be trialed, prosecuted, jailed and executed for speaking out against ‘twilight’ in a girls’ hostel. I made the grave mistake of declaring out loud my obvious loathing for the series about some gay vampire and his troubles. Oops, did I say gay. Anyhow, they almost killed me for that. Ok, so fiction is supposed to be fictitious, but this is just silly. Intriguing and impossibly good looking vampire and a beefed up sixteen year old kid made to look like a strong but slow werewolf just happen to fall for the dumbest girl in the world. I’m sorry, I just don’t get it. The author has obviously seen too many crappy c grade romantic flicks. Perhaps, it is a personal shortcoming but I never will be able to understand the fascination the book holds for a very large number of otherwise pretty sane group of people.
Ok people, time to go into hiding. See you in four years.
To all those who are "Twilighted"
ReplyDelete(Interestingly, in a Venn diagram, the intersection of "twilighted" and "two stated" is a subset of "illusioned" and "imbecile", to say the least)
I do not live in a girl's hostel. This is not purely intentional though. But that's on an unrelated topic. Anyways, Twilight, is not cinematic brilliance, au contraire to the views of the majority. It is, well, mostly Gay, and a pointless adaptation of an equally pointless writeup. And these I SAFELY allude to without having read or seen the mockery myself.
With lips so red, and skin so fair, the Male protagonist could not be under further speculation regarding his homosexuality. It is more of an LGBT project, by means JUST as fair as the vamp in broad daylight.
I myself am about to post an extensive dissection of the saga(g). Maybe there is still hope of reconverting you.
Amen.